matthewnguyen

Girls: Part 1 out of [tangent to y^2=x at (1,1) then value of y at x=5 on the tangent equation]

Mwahahaha. This is going to be a very fun topic to discuss ;D Guess how many parts altogether and the first to answer it right gets me to talk on a topic of THEIR choice. Something to spice our lives up. So let us begin.

Never have i encounteres such an abnormal creature before. Both feelings of attraction and disgust can emerge depending on what day of the month it is. Aside from the fail joking, what really makes me wonder is how their minds work. Its like a clock that keeps changing its inner mechanisms every few minutes, leaving many wondering; how the fuck does this thing even work? Well, just us guys. Girls make up a major part in our lives, unless if you're gay which is cool and all but not the topic for today. Without girls, many of us would probably run away in fear or shit our pants by talking to a girl for the first time. Not sure if girls get nervous when approached by guys since girls have their group that giggle at everything the guy may say. Guys mostly shut up and watch, or the assholes would nudge and wink each other. Which comes to my first paragraph (yesh lucy) courtship.

Courtship is a sport that we males participate in. We may challenge each other for a girl, wish each other luck, trade information and undoubtedly team up together to discover or even destroy other competition. And the best thing is, the ones that are smart dont only team up with guys. We grudgingly have to ask for help from girls which is kind of demeaning, however, they know how a girl's mind works. Maybe not, but better than guys anyway. All guys have a different way to catch a girl's attention; being the class clown, giving them shit both metaphorical and literally or even being quiet and uninterested in girls. Its all very confusing, but there is a code we guys share. There is a specific sign in which most guys do that makes it definite that a guy likes a girl. If a girl notices this sign, the guy definitely likes her, well most definitely. I am about to reveal the trick that will ease a girl's life for the rest of highschool. When a guy GAHAHAHA! For you people who fell for it, i laugh and mock you. For those who didnt, pretend i never tried to trick you.

Seriously now, each guy has their own preferences to how a girl should look, how she talks and interacts with others, her personality (typical but important) and any talents that she may have (sexual ones dont count). Everyone says beauty isn't skin deep. But honestly, if someone looked like a total fuckface and had the most amazing personality, you wouldnt think of approaching her at all in the first place. After getting to know her, you may then start to like him, but it depends if you even give her that chance at all. Son't deny it. Looks do matter to some extent. After you're satisfied with her looks, the trial for personality begins where one might put her in situations, ask embarrassing questions or even talk to her friends to find out more about her. Soubtless, girls must do the same thing, but again, i have no idea. So a request. LUCY KIM LYNNIE TRACY OR LYNDA CAN YOU POST ABOUT HOW GIRLS ACT TOWARDS GUYS. Tankq vedy much. And il leave it here to continue later on. Back to my piano :D and i want the equation of the tangent to be put out too. So no one makes random guesses. On guess per person. And dont make the topic an embarrassing one =( ONLY FELLOW BLOGGERS MAY PARTICIPATE.